Werk Sans Beanstalk

Summary

Christ this one came out much bleaker than expected, Happy New Year! Your mate has just posted on LinkedIn "Delighted to ... How are you ever going to escape your mums house if you're not scheduling in 3 minutes every morning to read 5 pages of a ... Some things in life are essential; Oxygen, family, dreams. Reduced fat hummus is not, despite what Waitrose will tell you. Slap on ... A new up to date version of our national anthem celebrating all that is British. Nandos, H&M, Miller and Carter, fake tans, kids ... Hearing a lot of chat that 2024 was the year that woke died, i'm not sure that's true (just look at this season of the traitors), but the ... Garage music (pronounced Farage, ala Nigel) is Garage music, but if it drank port at an U15's Rugby match and referred ... Firstly, RIP my guy Cheddar. The countryside is weird. I reckon we might be the only country in the world whereby, no matter ... Ask an American which pubs they visited while in London, you'll get various different zone 1 Greene King's with microwaved Fish ... Turn 30. Settle down. Stop seeing your friends. Get an airfryer. Don't shut up about the airfryer. Watch BBC. Watch ITV. Listen to ... Remember when sun set was at lunch time and everyone was going on about how it'll all be worth it in summer? Well, it's here ... Graduate, spend 6 months sticking your chest out at Grad Scheme Assessment days, get rejected, move to Clapham. A long time ... Being edgy, but also being normal enough in your interview vetting to land and maintain a nondescript creative/media wfh role is ... Next gen of lads have it rough tbf to them, but in fairness they do have Gymskin to look up to and, call me crazy, he actually seems ... The Euros is here, so are bucket hats reworked from 90's kits, and weather forecasts outlining a high chance of Madri rain at ... I'll be honest fellas, a political minefield but I know some of you wanted more rapping. Not been pumping out the tunes as of late, ...